Extreme Silence: The Webpage That's So Quiet You'll Go Mad

Warning: This webpage contains extreme amounts of nothingness. Prolonged exposure may cause existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or an intense desire to listen to elevator music.

But wait, there's more! Our experts have curated a list of the most mind-numbingly boring content on the internet, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness.

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• Listen to an hour of white noise
• Read the specifications for a 1998-era flip phone
• Watch an hour-long ad for a product you don't need

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Induce a recursive loop of extreme silence
• Read the collected works of the Silence Philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre... but not really